Minions are the funny characters from the movie 'Despicable Me'. Funny quotes of minions are famous all over the internet. Here is a collection of some very funny minion quotes that you can read and also share with your friends.
| I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. |
| A good mood is like a balloon, one little 'prick' is all it takes to ruin it. |
| Instead of calling it the John, i'm going to start calling my bathroom the "Jim"; that way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. |
| Don't be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap. |
| I am in one of those maoods where i just want to throw a book at someone's face and be like "I facebooked you". |
| My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. |
| Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes, just try a day thinking in my head. |
| My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry. |
| God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round... and laughed and laughed and laughed... |
| I am multi talented. I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time. |
| My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously. |
| I've taken up photography because it's the only hobby where you can shoot people and cut their heads off without going to jail. |
| Respect your parents. They passed school without google. |
| What if there was no google? Good question. Google it. |
| A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'kindergarten'. |
| Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat... The government hates competition. |
| I wish I lived in a world where mosquitoes would suck fat instead of blood. |
| I changed my carn horn to gun shot sounds... People move out of the way much faster now. |
| I really love my toilet. We've been through a lot of sh*t together. |
| I'm not getting old, I'm just becoming a classic. |
| Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored and stroll out through my mouth. This is never a good thing. |
| The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing. |
| At my age I've -seen it all -done it all -heard it all I just can't remember it all. |
| Instead of a sign that says "Do not disturb", I need one that says: "Already disturbed, proceed with caution". |
| My brain is like the Bermuda triangle... Information goes in and then it's never found. |
| Lazy is a very strong word; I like to call it "Selective Participation". |
| If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them. |
| If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? |
